Dear Winter,
In case you didn't know, I have a hard time this time of year. I don't like being cold and I don't like being cooped up in the house. Most of all, I don't like sweaters -- they always itch! I'm sure you've something to do with how they itch. Anyways.
It's getting increasingly more difficult to kick Hates-Outside outside to play. Making Loves-Outside-Hates-Cold (me) go outside with him is the only thing that is working now.
Never-Inside doesn't care if it's cold or hot, but oh Winter! Drippy snow clothes in the foyer are tiresome.
Don't be fooled by the smile on Hates-Outside's face. Never-Inside just cracked a joke.
Also don't be fooled by the slight smile on Loves-Outside-Hates-Cold's face. Never-Inside is poking her in the ribs.
Loves-Outside-Hates-Cold decided it was time to bring in outside blood. Meet Always-Complains.
Always-Complains didn't last long.
Winter, if you know what's good for you, this past week or so better be your last hurrah.
Sincerely,
Loves-Outside-Hates-Cold, Never-Inside, Hates-Outside & Always-Complains.
