I'm starting my own class. It's called Wonky Knitting 101. All you need is poorly written and poorly illustrated 'How to Knit' book of your choice, cheap needles and cheap yarn. Whoever comes up with the funkiest little knitted swatch gets an 'A.' An 'A+' for any extra weirdness (dropped stitches do not count as extra weirdness).
This rates an 'A' I think. Uneven rows, uneven stitches...
But this guarantees me that A+! Just what is that little 'x' thing and how did it get there?